Welcome to Season 48 on the Football Fan’s Diet. It is time for you to do the “two pounds and a cloud of dust!” approach to weight loss. Remember, The Football Fan’s Diet is the only diet that promises you will lose weight or get double the fat back. Here is what a full season look like.
Weight Loss: 12 Lbs
During the offseason, consider the games like drills and scrimmages— call them whatever. Experiment with what works. No pressure. No worries. Just do what works for you! For the sake of variety, I try to have different groupings of weeks, not really sure why, but I like to pretend I am in different parts of a season. I guess I am weird like that. You can see that in the summer, I am doing OTAs (organized team activities) and as we move closer to kicking of the real NFL football season, I progress through minicamp and training camp—then it’s time for preseason.
|June 2, 2019||OTAs||51||19||Win|
|June 9, 2019||OTAs||70||9||
Win Read The Boxscore Fatso
|June 16, 2019||OTas||60||13||Win|
|June 23, 2019||OTAs||64||12||Win|
|June 30, 2019||OTAs||70||15||
Win Read The Boxscore Fatso
|July 7, 2019||OTAs||29||50||Loss|
|July 14, 2019||Minicamp||60||10||Win|
|July 21, 2019||Minicamp||40||36||Win|
|July 28, 2019||Training Camp||10||51||Loss|
|August 4, 2019||Training Camp||0||38||Loss|
Weight Loss: TBD
By now, we should have a DGO, a Daily Gameday Objective. We can experiment a bit with the daily gameday objective and our playbooks. Win-loss record doesn’t count.
|August 11, 2019||Tampa Bay Bugerneers||7||14||Loss|
|August 18, 2019||Kansas City Beefs||27||37||TBD|
|August 25, 2019||Tennesse Twinkis||43||27||Win|
|Sept. 1, 2019||Carolina Pancakes||0||0||TBD|
During the regular season Scratch must have a winning record to advance to the playoffs.
|Sept. 8, 2019||New England Pastriots||0||0||TBD|
|Sept. 15, 2019||Seattle Supersize Fries||0||0||TBD|
|Sept. 22, 2019||San Francisco Treats||0||0||TBD|
|Sept. 29, 2019||Cincinnati Bagels||0||0||TBD|
|Oct. 6, 2019||Baltimore Ravenous||0||0||TBD|
|Oct. 13, 2019||San Diego Cheesers||0||0||TBD|
|Oct. 27, 2019||Miami Dolphin Steaks||0||0||TBD|
|Nov, 3 2019||Indianapolis Cupcakes||0||0||TBD|
|Nov. 10, 2019||Los Angeles Hams||0||0||TBD|
|Nov. 17, 2019||Cleveland Brownies||0||0||TBD|
|Nov. 24, 2019||Cincinnati Bagels||0||0||TBD|
|Dec. 1, 2019||Cleveland Brownies||0||0||TBD|
|Dec. 8, 2019||Arizona Carmels||0||0||TBD|
|Dec. 15, 2019||Buffalo Bar Bills||0||0||TBD|
|Dec. 22, 2019||New York Jams||0||0||TBD|
|Dec. 29, 2019||Baltimore Ravenous||0||0||TBD|
During the post-season, if you loose once, you are out. Your season is over. You should make each week a little more difficult to do.
|Jan. 5, 2020||Wild Card||0||0||TBD|
|Jan. 12, 2020||Divisional||0||0||TBD|
|Jan. 19, 2020||Championship||0||0||TBD|
|Jan. 26, 2020||Pro Bowl||0||0||TBD|
|Feb. 2, 2020||Super Bowl of Health||0||0||TBD|
Get the lowdown week by week and hear what Coach has to think about how Scratch is doing on the Football Fan’s Diet. We must warn you: he is a foul-mouthed ornery man.