Preaseason - Week 4
Scratch gets run over, 23-47
Monday, December 10, 2018 - Week 4 was a disaster health wise. Scratch only saw two winning days counting calories. Moreover by the end of it, he threw the towel in and essentially gave up. Moreover it was incredibly busy at work and there were numerous social occasions, including his birthday dinner on Thursday. There was happy hour on Friday. Saturday was a night out with another friend and by Sunday, Scratch was content to to quit. This coming week will be moving to a 20:4 Intermittent Fasting Daily Gameday Objective.
Preaseason - Week 3
Scratch Wins, pummels Inner Fat Slob, 44-20
Monday, December 3, 2018 - It was the week after Thanksgiving and Scratch buckled down. He started off with a really good fast day on Monday, but was dejected when Tuesday turned out to be a binge day. He lost again on Wednesday and it was close. Scratch was certain he was going to go back to the old Daily Gameday Objective of the Warrior’s Diet. He ran off four great days counting calories while also adhering to the 20:4 intermittent fasting approach. Great finish to the week. This fat slob might have potential. We have a long way to go and one preseason week is nothing to get to excited about.
Preseason - Week 2
Scratch loses again 27-43; What a turkey
It was Thanksgiving week. This is the classic trap game. You have a holiday and it is not just the holiday—you got all those other days packed in with relatives and friends and other events. This week certainly got the best of Scratch, but in some ways, he didn’t quit. There he was on Sunday back to the gym, intermittent fasting and counting calories.
Preaseason - Week 1
Scratch Goes Down, 16-54
Monday, Nov. 26, 2018 - We acknowledge that Scratch has a lot of damn work to do. On his weight loss journey there were a lot of ups and downs. I will say he worked hard on counting calories and sticking to some form of intermittent fasting. However, beer just got the best of him. If this first official week of Season 47 taught us anything about this fat blubbering pile of guts, is that we have a long way to go. It isn’t going to be easy. This guy hasn’t been in shape in over 10 years. 100 pounds. I doubt it. I’ll likely be on the hot seat by Week 4 and be out of job. This guy is pathetic.