Contact Coach Corksoaker

Do you have a question for Coach Corksoaker? He is a mean, ornery, foul-mouthed fellow, but he’ll be happy to answer any questions about Scratch.

  Don’t worry. I don’t bite. Okay, maybe I do… Please ask away… Remember there are no dumb questions only idiots that ask them. Now, please… Make it snappy.

Don’t worry. I don’t bite. Okay, maybe I do… Please ask away… Remember there are no dumb questions only idiots that ask them. Now, please… Make it snappy.

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See what Coach has been harping about lately…

Each Week Coach Corksoaker weighs in on how Scratch is doing on Season 47 of the Football Fan’s Diet.