Week 9 - Presser: Pirates game was fun, but too much beer

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Coach Coarksoaker tells it like it is…

Coach Coarksoaker tells it like it is…

Each week Coach Coarksoaker will discuss what worked well for Scratch and what needs to improve. You have to be careful because he is a mean SOB. With all that being said, Coach Coarksoaker will now take your questions.

What did Scratch do well last week?

He did okay. The Pirate Game was as good time, but otherwise, this was a very mediocre week.

What needs to improve

Scratch went to a wedding this week. He drank a whole lot of beer. He needs to come back to Earth a bit. This whole thing is staring to slip away—back into bad habits. Is he gonna let that happen.

Any changes for the coming week?

We are gong to keep doing the same plan. So far, it seems to be working.